You're already excited, aren't you? We can tell. Glitter bombing is just that good of a prank! Works all the time. However, if you're not sure glitter-bombing is the way to go, Wikipedia has listed a few universal truths to help you understand its damning potential:
Glitter is gaudy.
Glitter is irritating as fuck!
It never goes away. Never. Ever.
It does get around however. Spreads everywhere, on top of everything.
It's one of the most notoriously hated things on this planet!
You can already see the potential in this prank, can't you? You're already shortlisting the ladies and gentlemen, the girls and boys, whom you would like to turn into glitter queens with your prank. Good. Good. Let the mischief flow through you! While that's happening, here's a quick rundown of how the revenge works with GlitterPal.
How We Pull Off The Perfect Glitter Bomb Prank
Step One: Tell us the name and address of the future glitter queen.
Step Two: Get back to your daily chores while our impish pranksters find the most irritating and mind-numbingly annoying glitter!
Step Three: Prepare your victory speech and declare yourself king while our pranksters fill ungodly amounts of glitter into an exploding package with a folded note (anonymous of course) that details the sheer awesomeness that is YOU.
And voila! The glitter bomb has been prepared. It is posted to the name and address shared in step one. The bomb reaches them no later than three days and that's when shit goes down! Laughing already? Don't. You've got to envision it for the full effects!
They're in their cubicle, looking all professional and shit, with their formal clothes, neatly polished shoes, neutral tones, hushed voice and the busy demeanor.
The package arrives.
Happy and intrigued (who sends mail these days anyway?) they open the package.
BOOOM! They've been stuck!
Mouth screams unholy swear words.
Coworkers gather around.
The glitter queen's face turns red with embarrassment.
They push a forced smile on their face and get to work on:
a) removing glitter from every-fucking-where, and
b) trying to figure out just who in the world was behind the prank.
So Who's It Going To Be? We Know You Have Someone In Mind...